Last Call
Submissions close tonight!
Dear friends,
We are closing Identity Theory submissions today (8/31) for all categories, except for the sonnet call that ends on Labor Day.
Catch us before closing time:
Submissions will reopen in October.
Thank you for shopping our K-Mart,
Matt
OMG! "Thank you for shopping our K-mart!" I'm falling out of my chair laughing!
When I was in community college, I was a cashier at K-mart for a couple of years. When I moved to go to a 4 year college, I got a job tending bar. It was so ingrained in me that I would give people their change and their drink and automatically say those words. Bar patrons found it hilarious and I got big tips, but I was mortified.